March 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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"tear" as in "to pull apart" is not spelled TARE....
Words cannot adequately express the thought patterns in my brain at this moment.
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that awkward moment when you read REALLY BAD post...
It’s like they don’t know the characters at all.
I was starting to think it was a script from the show.
bah dum bum
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Sequel!
bunnyearsberry:
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If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
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Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...
– Amy Poehler (via cityyandcolour)
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Now I'm wondering if my follower count is going to...
And no fucks were given that day.
Dear, sweet people who visit my blog: take from it what you will. But if you don’t like what I have to say or what I reblog, I won’t be offended if you I unfollow. I may even respect you more for it.
Take care now. :)
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myth became fact: I'll wave my flag for I know why... →
moonsummoner:
As a Libra, while I definitely have passionate opinions and am quite stubborn, I really do hate open conflict. Debates? Intelligent conversations? Yes—usually. I don’t always articulate myself well and can be easily bullied, but I do like discussing things and exploring their sides, and learning…
Again, so much love. :D
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Me: Time for bed!
Brain: HEY. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE HAPPY AND IT'S NOT NOW AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE WITH YOUR LIFE. LET'S THINK ABOUT ALL THE DUMB SHIT YOU'VE DONE IN THE PAST AND ABOUT HOW FUCKED YOUR FUTURE IS.
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February 2012
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If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
There’s nothing quite like getting ambiguous and ominous messages left on your phone by your family. Especially involving phone messages from an emergency medical center.
Hold on while I get my heartbeat back to normal.
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